We could never understand how introduction agencies were claiming 90% success rates when we knew their service was far inferior to ours. 'Eureka' we then "twigged it", they have "successfully matched 90% of their clients" actually means, that during their entire membership period, they were able to arrange at least ONE INTRODUCTION for you - not bad hey for £6000 plus?

One client in her early thirties joined an "exclusive dating agency" for around £10,000 after 9 months she complained that she had only met one man, she was told to "be patient". Another very expensive introduction agency claimed that they were successful for over 90% of their clients, but when pushed a little more ( by our paid spy *) then defined success "as a three week relationship".

* To ensure our service is always the best available, we employ independent mystery shoppers to attend all the major agencies interviews and submit reports.

Unfortunately some dating agencies will take you on, at huge fees even if they haven't a single match ( but lead you to beleive they have "loads of top class people wanting to meet you"), then hope someone suitable will eventually join. An early clue is, if they cannot guarantee you at least two introductions within your first few weeks of joining -, regardless of the excuse, as ,it takes but a few days to process any clients, any further delay is a fudge as they have no suitable dates.

We wouldn't dream of offering you membership unless we knew we could offer you a good service from day one. If you had to wait two weeks with us for your first professional introduction we would be ashamed, eat worms and offer a refund.

Using our competitors definition of success, we have a 100% success rate AND not within a year but within 4 weeks of joining. We however find this statement totally misleading and dishonest. We define success, not as finding you a date, but as finding a partner to share your life with. If we could not provide AT LEAST 10 quality introductions in 12 months to EVERY client, we would die of shame and refund. This minimum guarantee covers even our worst case scenario, a lady aged 44, 6ft tall, with a two month old baby and smokes two cigarettes day, even she is guaranteed 10 quality introductions in 12 months or a refund.

For Ladies How successful we are, is governed by certain key factors. The main ones being -age, appearance, figure, personality, flirtation skills, your educational achievement and, how much you earn/own ( the less men can match your lifestyle – and you don’t need us to support a “mummy’s boy” you probably find them easily by yourself, and selfish men – we will explain at your interview why this happens.) You should only date men that are intellectually , at least as smart as you, emotionally and physically stronger than you , yet caring enough so he is able to put you first - (eventually), above all else including his job, car or mother! anything less - do not remove any clothing, or it will take you years to see what your friends saw in him from the beginning.

For Gentleman How lucky are you!. There are two unattached professional ladies age 35 to 50 for each unattached professional male in the U.K.. Men get rather spoilt for choice it's not fair - but it's life. This is why we restrict membership to attractive slim younger ladies. Generally the service is a dream for strong intelligent caring men. It doesn't work however, for mean, weak, or selfish men, even if they're tall and rich!

The factors affecting how successful our introduction agency is for gentlemen include - your height, occupation, a pleasant personality and how caring and sensitive to female needs you are, these factors are far more important than being "a looker" or rich.

Men and Women

Well over 80% of our members will not meet a smoker so this seriously slows down the service for smokers.

At your interview we give all clients a realistic projection of how many dates and in what time period you will need to find a partner – IN WRITING. We provide a written guarantee of the minimum number of introductions you will receive within a twelve month period and back it up with a written money refund guarantee should we ever fail to meet our promise. We are the ONLY introduction agency in the U.K. to do this. We will not make empty verbal promises at your interview then let you down and thats a promise.. We deal with realists.

You are welcome to call and talk to us, we can ask some relevant questions of you and give you a realistic estimate of how well (or otherwise) our service is likely to work for you, or we may recommend other agencies that will be better suited to your needs.

all our prices are explained see FAQ's section

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WHY DO MEN GET MORE STROKES AND HEART ATTACKS THAN WOMEN?

Because they have undersize hearts, that are not capable of operating a penis and brain at the same time, - ask Tiger woods about it!